King Sven

As performed by Baron Oliver Dogberry and his crew at Coronation Spring 2009

Sung to the tune of King Tut.

King Sven

(King Sven) ... (King Sven)

Now when he was a young man

He never thought he'd be

Winner of the lysts, and be the crowned King

(King Sven) Why you move so slowly?

(Slothy Sven) Do you always mosey?

Pizza for his dinna

Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)

(King Sven) Now if I'd known

How far this sloth could reach,

I'd drop all my weapons,

And a crossbow I'd beseech (King Sven)

Festoons he's a-liking (Well Dressed Sven)

He's my favorite viking!

Pizza for his dinna

Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)

(Sven-Sven) Danish is his style (Viking Sven)

(Sven) The ladies love his smile (Cute Sven)

(Sven) Treasure he will pile (Raider Sven) (Sven)

(Sven) Eatin' cheetos all the while

Pizza for his dinna

Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)

Now when I die

Like all us true norsemen

I want a viking funeral

Torched off by ole King Sven (King Sven)

He's gonna rule a duchy (Duke Sven)

His son is a Gnome-y

Pizza for his dinna, fights for Queen Kolfinna

He eats pizza for his dinna, the royal sloth is a winna (King Sven)