Svendy... Svendy LEFT me alone...

Sir Sven Orfhendur
fallen in Spring Crown Tourney, A.S. XLII

Svendy... Svendy LEFT me alone...

(from the CD “Sir Sven USA”)

Sven he bounds him on the field,
Mighty spry for such a Sloth,
Kitty Kolfinna stands by his side,
She to whom he’d pledged his troth.

Eddie Oakly comes to play,
Piling on three Silver Plates,
Josciline watches from Silver Towers,
‘Svendog’ sends him to the pearly gates.

Dar of Tantown carries in a Cross,
Elena she has a Cat,
Black it is and Sinister,
‘Svenzilla’ squashes Dar like that.

Speaking of Sinister, here comes Ed,
The Traveling Gnome of Leftytown,
The Boar and Owl have quite a laugh,
When ‘Jar Jar Sven’ doth hit the ground.

Andy regrets that we call him Drew,
Bairdly Boy, the Queen’s main squeeze,
Matty Bends and Regards her Brown Hare,
‘Svennie Barbarino’ swats ‘Bees in Trees’

Patty O’Mallet can barely stand,
Yes, in fact, he’s just Lion about,
Kara’s twin Kitties have lots of Heart,
The Lion is declawed by ‘Sven in Doubt’

The Gunner brings a Wyvern
doing Maintenance on a Sword,
Contessa Kissy tosses 3 Rampant Rats,
‘Svendiana Jones’ throws the Gun overboard.

Round Seven came around the bend
And Sven he said “Good!””Bye!”
And could Sir Bye, by the by, buy this Bye
causing ‘Slothboy’ to die??? ‘Sven Pigs Fly’

‘Svennace the Menace’ faces Boar he’s met before,
While Kitty the Tiger tries to chase down the Owl,
Ed shortly hits ‘Svenster’ with all he has LEFT,
‘Svenbad the Sailor’ he throws in the towel!

— Lord Secca de Cantia

... is Sir Kolfinna’s Squire, a poet in service to all who need him, and the beloved of the Lady Meliora.

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