Caught in a Fencing Match
Written by Enid Gwyr and Mora Ottavia Spadera
(To the tune of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance.)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Caught in a fencing match.
Fabris, Agrippa, Roma Roma-ma
Fencing, ooh la la,
I want your defense
Fabris, Agrippa, Roma Roma-ma
Fencing, ooh la la,
I want your defense
Know Capo Ferro, you know Florentine
You've got tradition and badassery
I wanna lunge
Lunge, lunge, lunge
I wanna lunge
I want your melee, your death from behind
I want you dying as you break up their line,
I wanna lunge
Lunge, lunge, lunge
I wanna lunge
(The rapier corps wants you,
you know that we need you,
we need it bad,
your bad-ass fence)
- CHORUS
- I want your White Scarf, I want your Darkwood,
- You and me could make rapier look good
- I want your lunge and all your parry ripostes
- You and me could make the bad guys toast
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a fencing match
Fabris, Agrippa, Roma Roma-ma
Fencing, Ooh la la,
I want your defense
I want your tourney, I want your melee
I want you fighting for the whole friggin' day
I wanna lunge
Lunge, lunge, lunge
I wanna lunge
I want your footwork, your period stance
I want to wrap a line as you step-advance
I wanna lunge
Lunge, lunge, lunge
I wanna lunge
You know that I want to (’Cuz I’m a student, baby)
And you know that I need to
I want to kick,
To kick some ass.
- I want your White Scarf, I want your Darkwood,
- You and me could make rapier look good
- I want your lunge and all your parry ripostes
- You and me could make the bad guys toast
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a fencing match
Fabris, Agrippa, Roma roma-ma
Fencing, ooh la la
I want your defense
First, first, second, baby work it
Move that wrist, c-razy
First, first, second, baby work it
Move that wrist, c-razy
First, first, second, baby work it
Move that wrist, c-razy
Third, third, passion baby work it
I’m a student, baby
I want your helm, and I want your doublet
I want your helm
I don’t wanna die first
Je veux ton armour, et je veux ton doublet
Je veux ton armour,
I don’t wanna die first
I don’t wanna die first
(Want your nice defense
I want your nice defense)
I don’t wanna die first!
I want your defense!
- I want your White Scarf, I want your Darkwood,
- You and me could make rapier look good
- I want your lunge and all your parry ripostes
- You and me could make the bad guys toast
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a fencing match
Fabris, Agrippa,
Roma Roma-ma
Fencing, Ooh la la,
I want your defense.
