King Sven
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As performed by Baron Oliver Dogberry and his crew at Coronation Spring 2009
Sung to the tune of King Tut.
King Sven
- (King Sven) ... (King Sven)
- Now when he was a young man
- He never thought he'd be
- Winner of the lysts, and be the crowned King
- (King Sven) Why you move so slowly?
- (Slothy Sven) Do you always mosey?
- Pizza for his dinna
- Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)
- (King Sven) Now if I'd known
- How far this sloth could reach,
- I'd drop all my weapons,
- And a crossbow I'd beseech (King Sven)
- Festoons he's a-liking (Well Dressed Sven)
- He's my favorite viking!
- Pizza for his dinna
- Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)
- (Sven-Sven) Danish is his style (Viking Sven)
- (Sven) The ladies love his smile (Cute Sven)
- (Sven) Treasure he will pile (Raider Sven) (Sven)
- (Sven) Eatin' cheetos all the while
- Pizza for his dinna
- Fights for Queen Kolfinna (King Sven)
- Now when I die
- Like all us true norsemen
- I want a viking funeral
- Torched off by ole King Sven (King Sven)
- He's gonna rule a duchy (Duke Sven)
- His son is a Gnome-y
- Pizza for his dinna, fights for Queen Kolfinna
- He eats pizza for his dinna, the royal sloth is a winna (King Sven)